“Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.”
– Mitch Albom (via petrichour)

(Source: hellanne, via marmaid)

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via broughttoyoubytheletterk)

lampsarepeopletoo:

catswithbenefits:

i hate it when people tell jokes at prom because the punch line is always too long

(via amoying)