flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

relahvant:

sykeopath:

what

ONWARD SEBASTIAN

"It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless."
— (via psych-facts)

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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davediddlystrider:

humoristics:

How to open a beer with a banana

well its open

dildorrito:

what’s the password

sluttyoliveoil:

when you type something REALLY fast and youre sure you made a typo but you didnt

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"When people say “You’ve changed” there’s a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to."
— Anonymous  (via suckstho)

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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hanesonly:

Well We got a pretty good deal on this guard frog.

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